From: LolaShoes

Poetry…oh, okay

FUCKING LIMERICKS

for the divine MsKathy.

It seemed appropriate that the amazing MsKathy get some of my limerick magic (*jazzhands*) on her birthday.  And it turns out, I was quite inspired.  Or, maybe just prolific.
Love you doll,
Lola

Her poly sure has me quite warm
Why the FUCK is this not more the norm?
Their love is so sweet!
Take a bite, it’s a treat.
Her wisdom it sure does inform

Oh my, he blanked on her blank!
(The other did, too, to be frank)
Please hand me the fan
Screw that, just take me, man!
Come on, I’ll be your sperm bank.

She has an infectious giggle
Her lemons, they sure make me wiggle!
Please never be done!
And spank me, it’s fun!
With her smut I’ll work off my jiggle.

Yes, we sure did go there
Fruit roll ups! It’s not just for flair!
She’s not gonna rim!
Well okay, maybe him
(But first get rid of that hair.)

With Edward they made a sundae
The dessert sex just blew me away
Can my plane be late?
And can I have two mates?
Shh, hubs, I’m kidding, okay?

Me and K are opening a sweets shop
What’s that? It’s a tasty ring pop!
No it’s not for your digit
Come on, now, don’t fidgit
Just slip it right on your hard cock
(kinda doesn’t rhyme, I know, but I loves it)

Oh my gosh yer so cute doncha know?
Oh, hey Mary, did you catch that cute show?
‘bout those crazy smut writers
pulling an all nighter?
just to see hey-what’s-his-name-Joe?

I chat her up just to vent
I probably should pay her some rent…
But to me she is Yoda
I’ll build a pagoda
‘Cause she listens until I am spent

He’s such a great trainer you see
Waking me each morning at three
Said it’d make me quite strong
He’d never steer me wrong
With his protein I’m strong as can be!

And with that I have to be done.  I’m pissing myself. I love you hard bb. xoxo