Birthday Haiku:
"Sharing Bella"
Bella's hole is sore
Edward's first bang-a-langin'
Jasper in the rear.
"The Might of the Sparklepeen"
His cock was so huge
That his hard-on poked her eye
Sparkling penis joy!
"Bella Needs a Seeing-Eye Dog"
She sucked him neatly.
"Watch out--I'm going to spew now."
Sparkle semen blinds.
"Seriously, His Cock Is Huge"
He unfurls his meat
Like a fireworks snake it grows
Bella's hymen weeps.
"I Mean, We Are Talking Paul Bunyan Scale Here"
Longer than his leg
Edward's peen makes presence known
Children run in fear.
"Synchronized Orgasming"
Not urban legend
Simultaneous climax
When Edward rams Bells.
"Ministrations"
Seriously now
Word is ruined forever
Stupid fanfic pr0n.
"Tight Little Snatch"
Bella's sugar walls
So tight a quarter would bounce
Edward's peen, rejoice!
"He's a Manwhore"
He fucks all the girls.
Why not? His cock is magic.
No, wait--that's gangrene.
"A Twat Like Niagra Falls"
A pussy so wet
Tourists come to see and gasp
Ride a barrel down.
"Polyamory"
Bella loves Edward.
But she's also real horny.
Jasper, come on down!
"Accidental Slash"
I'm not gay, I swear.
You were bent over the desk
I slipped; dick fell in.
"Buttsecks: A Primer"
As public service
I'm just putting this out there
Mandatory lube.
"Birthday"
Ms.Kathy likes smut
Today is Ms.Kathy-mas
Everyone gets laid!
No comments:
Post a Comment