Friday, September 18, 2009

mskathy rocks!

So you're probably wondering what the hell this is. 

Well, this is a place for all to gather and sing the praises of MsKathy and wish her a Very Happy Birthday! 

MsKathy for those not in the know is just about the coolest, kindest, awesomest, smuttiest, generous, talented, rocking chick on the planet. 

You can check out her awesomeness here!

If you would like to contribute something please email manyafandom@gmail.com

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Happy Birthday MsK!

M is for our mistress, who betas our fics,
Encourages to update, and sends us porn pics.
S is for smut, since she writes it so well,
Sharing her lemons and making Wednesdays swell.
K is for korrekting, cuz fuck knows we need it.
Red penning our errors and making fics sweeter.
A is for adoring, from writer to actor.
Supportive and nurturing, even with Jacksper.
T is for teaching, as beta and poster.
When it comes to BDSM, we turn to her the mosta. (shut up. I might be drunk)
H is for helping wherever she can.
For newbie and veteran, she's there with a hand.
Y do we love you? Because you're our friend.
We'd be lost without you, and thank god it's the end.


Happy Birthday, Lover!!

AdorableCullens sits beside Ms Kathy





I'm not so good with poems and I don't have any great stories
about the first time we met because ... well ... we've never actually met.

But we have had a ton of laughs and more than a few weepy sessions together.
I don't know how many times I've turned to you for advice or comfort and gone
away feeling better. You've beta'ed for me, told me when I was fucking up my story
(or various elements of my life) and always, always sit beside me when I'm sad. What more could a person ask for in a friend? Well, being in the same room just once would be cool, I guess ...

I've learned a lot from you on a whole variety of dubious subjects like D/s, polyamory and teh gheys. I know people might say that's not very useful information but it definitely opened my eyes and mind to new ways of life and love - and that's always a good thing in my opinion.

I'm so happy I met you. I don't know how long the paths of our lives will run alongside one another, but I hope it's a long time. I don't know how I would have gotten through the last year without you, and I'm grateful for every minute of our friendship.

I hope you have a wonderful day, and I look forward to our meeting in December.

With much love,

AC

PS: Oh hell, everyone's posting a picture except me! I'll include one that I know you love so much.


From: Hopey





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Honestly, I don't know what to put here. Shocking I know!
You form a special bond with someone when you share a bed with them (not like that you pervs), a bond that can never be broken. So I hate to say it Kath, but your stuck with me. sorry.

It's impossible for me to quantify and put into words how much you've touched my life and mean to me. You've given me friendship, laughter, advice, honesty, gigglefits, your super awesome masta-beta skills (which boy do I ever need them), pets and virtual gropes without asking anything in return. You've been a sounding board, someone I can vent to, someone that I know will cheer me up no matter the circumstances, someone who simply gets its, and you have by far the best facial expression of anyone I've ever met.

You're an amazing friend and woman. I feel honored to know you. 

I don't have any fancy words or steamy pics or witty snark or funny poems.

But I do have a happy panda sushi! 



Srsly, is there anything better than that? Well, maybe something somewhere is better.

Anyway, I lurve ya all kinds of hard Kath. I hope your day is filled with much Starbucks, plenty of sushi, tons of laughter, maybe a little sumthin' sumthin' and a fuckmillion smiles.

mwah!
~hopey won kenobi



From: Nina









MsKathy, how do I love thee?

Let me count the ways...





Yeah, I am not so good at the poetry, and I can't do graphics unless you like stick figures...but I am good at the Kathy love.

It's nearly a year Kath that you've been stuck with me and I have never been more grateful for a friend. You are one of the most remarkable women I've had the pleasure of meeting both online and in person and your boobies are magnificent.

In all honesty, you're not just my beta, you're my friend, a confidant and a hot bitch...


Here is Jackson running late for his sushi date with Kathy


















Here is Cam kicking the shit out of Jackson when he found out about their sushi date.


Finally, my plea for Yes, Mistress ;)






Saturday, September 12, 2009

From: soup_lover_9






Dear MsKathy,

I wrote you a poem for your b-day.

Warning: it’s not the best thing out there.

*clears thought*


Hey there mskath,
We think you’re rather savvy (but you already knew that),
You make us all very laugh-y,
And your legs are very pretty.

I don’t know if you’re good at geography,
Or telepathy for that matter,
But what I do know is that those words rhyme with Kathy.

Since I suck at rhyming,
And by brother assures me rhyming is no way to conduct poetry,
I’ll try to break free of this habit,
Which sticks to me like taffy. ;)

You’re fuck awesome,
Even thought I barely know you,
And I hope that your birthday will be enjoyable.

As we say in Farsi: May you live till 100!

Tavalodet Mobarak! (Happy birthday in Farsi)

-Sep (aka: soup_lover_9)

From: SassyGeminiMom






Happy Birthday Ms Kathy!!!

I will admit that I’d never heard of you until you became a
fellow JB and were featured on Twigasm. I know, I live
under a rock. It is however, possible that I wasn’t ready
for you in the fandom yet…and now I’m ready for you anytime!

Never afraid to lend a hand to anyone, you have proved yourself a lady of class.

And by the gods, you’re such a pervy, little whore and I heart you hard for it. So, since everyone else seems to be writing you presents, I was inspired as well. Here goes.

There was a note on his car, flapping in the wind from beneath his windshield wiper, when he finally emerged from work several hours late. He’d almost missed it; in fact tried to run the wipers in hopes that it would fly away to no avail. Cursing, he turned the wipers on again, thrust his arm out the window and grabbed the offending paper as the wipers rose. A portion ripped off and flittered away into the night wind. Fuck!

The paper was delicate stationery, had been floral scented, he was sure, before it had sat in the oppressive heat all day, was unlined and tinted the lightest pink. He remembered clearly the day he’d bought it. All that remained on the paper was an address. It looked like there had been a time, but he couldn’t make it out. The note was not signed by name, but instead with an imprint of luscious, red lips. Fuck, Fuck!

The paper, the address and the lips could only mean one thing – she was in town. His dick twitched at the thought. His mind raced back to the stack of “important” phone messages handed to him hastily at five o’clock; 3 hours prior to his departure. His memory knew which one it was before he pictured it; only a number was written, no name. He never thought to return the call. This won’t be good.

He knew the address well; he’d been there before. He’d been driving in that direction even before he realized he’d put the car in motion. He wasn’t prepared. He was late, since she usually met him promptly at six; it was her way of making sure he left the office in time. He hadn’t called for specific instructions. He would be punished. Again.

He’d met her at a party; a private sin-party. He had arrived alone, had played with a few, but left with her. It was the first time he’d been at the loft. He awoke the next morning alone again. A note left nearby read:

Touch nothing. I am very pleased, Pet. I will call on you again.

He’d absently fingered the black satin negligee that lie on the bed next to the note, not realizing that he’d already disobeyed. The next time she called, he’d understood his mistake perfectly.

The sound of a blaring horn tore him from the memory. Just how long had he been sitting at the green light? It wouldn’t help him if he was delayed longer due to a traffic accident. The enraged driver behind him swerved past, gesturing obscenely.

He arrived shortly thereafter at the trendy downtown loft apartments. He entered the main lobby security code that he dared not forget. Stepping in the newly installed elevator, he pressed the number for the top floor and listened to the grinds and swooshes of the mechanics. In the pit of his stomach a web of nervousness, fear – though he knew better, and raw anticipation began to grow.

The heels of his dress shoes clanged against the floor as he walked, echoing in the silence. The renovated factory building was not yet fully occupied, though the upper floors had sold out prior to its construction. The people who lived here generally kept to themselves; he figured it was why she picked the location in the first place.

There was a cheery mat in front of the door that he always thought ironic. It was peppered with flowers and proclaimed ‘welcome’ in flowing scripted letters. In contrast, the number one rested solitarily upon the center of the grey metal door. He bent down and retrieved the key that he knew would be there from under the mat. He unlocked the door, replaced the key and entered; having no idea what to expect.

In itself, the loft was elegantly decorated; plush carpets, over-stuffed furniture and rich, bold colors dotted the landscape. He knew now that it was a mirage; a front staged by her to relax her guests falsely before entering the smaller enclosed room in the far corner of the space. It had been added, post market for sure, for the purpose of ‘entertaining.’ It was where he was headed to now.

Outside the door was placed a chair. Standing before it, he stripped, knowing full well that you did not enter this room clothed – ever. His skin flushed with every movement that brought him closer to entering. He knew the ritual, knew his role and her expectations, and learned never to deviate from them. He was in deep enough already, it would do no good to aggravate the situation.

He folded each article of clothing neatly, placing them on the chair with his shoes on top. He looked instinctively toward the ornate hook upon which usually hung the gold chain his neck longed for constantly. Tonight it was mysteriously missing. He noted painfully that his already straining erection relaxed just a bit; panic rising at the loss of his collar. His breathing had become erratic. He’d never been late before. He’d never ignored her call. He didn’t know what to expect; what lie behind the mahogany door. He reached for the handle hesitantly at first, then quickly with more conviction. She would know he’d shown a hint of fear.

He entered the dark room, lit only by candle sconces in each of the four corners. In the center of the small room was a leather-upholstered and lightly padded platform on top of a dais. At each of the corners a restraint was attached, with various chains surrounding it depending on the need. Above it on the ceiling was a large mirror, though tonight a sheet covered it. The room smelled lightly of Lysol and leather oil. Along the walls various cabinets of dark, rich, wood filled with things that most people would never dream existed. His dreams were filled with them. On the walls hung instruments of pleasure . . . and pain.

His eyes focused on the bench, also clad in leather and lightly padded, in front of him. He knew it was placed where it was so that it would be the first thing he saw when he entered. She was letting him know what to expect so he could mentally prepare himself. He knew tonight would be hard on them both and for that he felt deep regret in failing to please her. Their time together for him was precious and far too infrequent. He thought of her far more than he would admit; his need for her approval and love influencing his life often. She had showed him love he could never have imagined; taught him restraint, taught him trust, taught him things he didn’t know his body or mind were capable of. He loved her and knew that she loved him despite knowing that he was not the only one. He refused to think of the others. This was their time together; what she did, or where she went when she wasn’t in his city was her business.

Resting on the bench were three things: a blindfold, a paddle and his collar. She was giving him a choice, that’s why it wasn’t hanging on the hook. Even in his disobedience she loved him, cared for him, needed him to know that their time was for him and her. A single tear escaped his eyes. He could never walk away from her; he needed this.

His bare feet padded to the bench and he reached for his collar first. Gold and thick in a rope pattern, he’d asked once if he could wear it always. Her answer was simply no, he never asked why.

Nimble fingers released the clasp. He drew it around his neck and just as expertly clicked it closed. Tension he didn’t know he was evident was released from his muscles and he let out the breath he was holding. All his fears and trepidations disappeared leaving only his deep seated desire to both give to and receive pleasure from her.

Next he slid the blindfold over his eyes, adjusting it for comfort. Kneeling on the bench with his forehead resting on the upper part, eyes cast down, arms at his side, he waited.

Time stood still. He neither knew nor cared how long he knelt. He didn’t feel the slight discomfort of his forehead or the tingling numbness in his knees. He knew she would come for him, for that was her commitment, so he waited some more.

Fighting the urge to stretch, his ears strained for any sound to break the silence. He was lulled by the rhythmic sound of his own breathing and the pounding of his blood in his ears. He realized then that the waiting was part of his punishment. Their time together had already begun.

His body reacted immediately to the sound of the click, clack of her stiletto heels on the hard floor. He fought the need to run to her, take her in his arms and tell her how much he missed her. He begged his own body to listen to the silent demands of his brain to remain utterly still, but his dick wouldn’t have it.

He heard the rustling and creaking of the leather she wore and smelled the soothing vanilla scent of her shampoo. His heart beat faster in anticipation sending waves of heated blood to flush his skin. A trickle of sweat dripped down his back and off the tip of his nose. She was close. He forced his mind to submit, to please her, to go to the place that they shared. He always had to fight the first moments; had to control his urges from the get go. He didn’t see her often enough and when he did, it was glorious.

She bent herself over his back, rested her head near his and whispered in his ear. “Thank you, Pet for choosing to stay.”

The night was hard and exhausting just as he figured. He’d paid for his indiscretions and was rewarded when he behaved well. Mistress had used a heavy hand, but she was always very conscious of his needs and always soothed his hurts. Each lesson taught was filled with loving words and gentle encouragement. Mistress offered both pain and pleasure this night; in the end he was spent, mentally and physically.

“You will sleep in my room tonight, Pet. I’ve set a place for you.”

He’d never slept in her room before and was stunned momentarily at the offer. He wished she had asked him as a man to share her bed, to hold her in his arms and keep her warm through the night. He knew better, though, she couldn’t, or wouldn’t belong to him alone.

He followed her, still nude though now completely limp, to her private bedroom. At the foot of her bed was an inflatable mattress covered with a sheet, a blanket and a pillow. Eyes cast downward, he didn’t dare glimpse her creamy, soft skin as she disrobed and climbed into bed. He settled himself as well, grateful for the glass of water and the Ibuprofen set by the pillow. The pillow was firm, the sheet soft and the blanket softer. He snuggled down, contented, and Mistress turned out the lights.

Drifting easily into sleep, he heard a soft ruffle and then the sweet sound of her voice.

“Good night, Jasper.”

“Happy Birthday, Kathy.”

From: MrsAC






I was lucky enough to meet MsKathy at Comic-Con this summer.
I was thrilled and amazed to find out that not only is she an
amazing writer (which of course we all know), she’s also an
absolutely extraordinary lady. From her gigglesnorts, to
spilled diet coke, her hello kitty bag, and her little blue blanket,
I had a smile on my face the entire weekend because her happiness
and laughter were contagious.

I hope you have an amazing day MK, if anyone deserves it, it’s you!


From: bella c'ella luna





mskathy,

i love your guts. i am sooo happy we got to meet
and share the comic con experience. i think we all
walked away from the line a little...changed. i, for
one, will never look at fruit rolls up the same way
ever again.

i hope you have a super fantastic birthday! and here are your presents
from me....






HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

love, yonni

From: Mozzer0906






I hope you have a wonderful birthday.  There has been several days
when I'm in a shit mood and I post some vent on twitter and without fail
you respond with kind words.  I think this shows your kind and loving heart.
Thank you for being who you are, I'm glad I know you.

 Happy Birthday!
 -Shannon

From: serenecaffeine








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And I said all that without dropping one f-bomb or double entendre. Whew, that was hard work. Ha ha ha! But it was all for you babe! You’re a hat trick of the fandom— you’re a devoted reader, a fantasmical (I made it up! ;)) writer and one hell of a beta. Who could ask for more? I love ya babe, but that was never a question and I hope to meet you at CC next year!

Okay, so I think it’s time for me to shut the hell up and let others praise your awesomeness!!

Mwah,

Maria

P.S. I couldn't resist the urge to attach something pretty to look at!


From: 4theluvofmary





What can I say about mskathy?
My future gay boyfriend in our next lives,
she's the Ed to my Chase...or is it the Chase to my Ed?
Either way, we are like this *crosses fingers*



Who knew that when she started sending me PMs with me being a total idiot and forgetting to reply, leading to her thinking I didn't like her, only to reconnect later over my love of TTH...(run on sentence of my life) that we would discover how close we lived to each other. Only about a 20 minute drive, give or take how speedy I'm feeling at the time, Kathy is basically, in consideration to the FF world, right in my backyard.

We decided to meet up, despite my husband's concerns. "What if she's not really a she? What if you're really going to meet a 50 year old man?" I'm not kidding, he said that to me. I told Kathy, it's cool. She knows. And by the way, in case you were wondering, she is most definitely NOT a 50 year old man. lol I know y'all weren't really concerned.

So we got together at her place and she made me a cake. She fucking baked me a cake. One of the best cakes I've ever had. OMG with malted milk balls on top and chocolate upon chocolate and *drools* It was so good. I want some more of that cake...But not now, it's Kathy's birthday. I should be making her a cake. Only, I'm the type to just use a mix from a box. Not slave away and stay up too late to make sure everything turns out. That's why I love Kathy.

Ok, so I don't just love her for the cake. I love her because she cracks me up. She has a great sense of humor and can get me goin so easily (that sounds naughty). She also is so easy to talk to. I found myself telling her things I hadn't, and still haven't, shared with FF friends, let alone some RL friends. In that way, I feel very bonded to her.

She is my go to girl when I need a beta, the type that doesn't hold back honest opinion or constructive criticism to appease a friend. Kathy is a big reason why I finished my story, and why it was coherent and passed as readable. She even stayed up late on several occasions to look through chapters when I got struck with close to midnight inspiration (I still owe you Starbucks for that my dear).

And seriously, she's so thoughtful. For my birthday? I got sushi. She even drove down and took me to my fave spot, despite it being somewhat expensive and me telling her not to pay. So sweet. You better believe she's getting plenty of sushi from me in return. She can even feast from my body.


Hah, for reals though

Mmm...nomnomnom.

We dont' get together as often as I would like. RL is way too interfering. If I had it my way, we would meet up for coffee, sushi, drinks *cough*martinisandtwilight*cough* every week. Especially because out of the abundant (haha) friends I have where we live, she is my favorite and understands my weird obsession with a YA book written by a momo that went to school very close to where I currently live. lol

The point of all my ranting is this:

Kathy, thanks for being a great friend to me. Through ups and downs, happy times and emo times (was that a bit redundant? heh), I know I can always count on you. Even when I think you are too busy for me, or too cool, you effectively give me a good spanking to show me otherwise.

Thank you for being such a great friend. My wish for you is the BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER. Filled with plenty of Ed, Chase, Martini Olive eyed Jasper, Rob pr0n, sushi, Sbux...and let's not forget SWEATER QUEEN! (long live her reign). I love you my gay bf. FELIZ CUMPLEANOS!
ps- I tried to keep the usage of "..." and starting a sentence with "And" to a minimum for you bc

I love you :) <3>

stephie aka 4tlom



From: QJmom






HAPPY BDAY MSKATHY!!

You know how I feel about you…still fangirling a little
that you’re right down the road from me…I wanted
to give you something special for your birthday. SO, I
don’t write slash (you all know how much I love to read
it though). The one time I wrote a threesome, I freaked
over having Alice take Bella’s panties off!! So, for you, I
stepped out of my comfort zone. AND on top of that, I wrote
EMMETT SLASH!! You know what an effort that is for me!!
HAHAHA!!

I love you!!

I walked into the bedroom and threw my bag on the bed before beginning to strip out of my clothes. I was grimy, dirty and just felt overall nasty. Of course, I could have showered in the locker room with the rest of the team, but given my state of mind lately, I didn’t think that was a very good idea.

All the dirt and sweat from practice was clinging to my body, and I couldn’t get in the shower fast enough.

In the bathroom, I opened the glass door to the shower and leaned in to turn it on. As the sound of the water hitting the granite began to fill the room, I couldn’t help but find a moment of peace right there in that spot. I fucking loved my shower; all glass, granite and chrome…the best money could buy.

I knew I was lucky to have escaped that little Podunk town in Texas. Thank God I was able to play ball and go to Texas A&M, or I would still be there…married to Eliza Jane with a brood of youngins, and contemplating blowing my fucking head of with my hunting rifle.

Instead, I was in my penthouse apartment that overlooked the city of Portland, starting at quarterback for the Portland Mustangs, and could bed any woman I want…if I wanted.

The steam from the water began to fog the mirror I had been staring into, distorting my reflection slightly. Ain’t that a perfect fucking metaphor for my life? I’m living this great life, but I have the smokescreen so no one sees the real me.

Laughing out loud at what a total pussy I sounded like, I stepped into the streaming water and let the heat soak into my sore muscles. I will admit that I let Emmett tackle me a few times just for the sheer joy of having his heavy, muscled body pinning mine beneath him, but damn could he hit hard. And now I was paying for my few moments of heaven.

The three shower heads blasted on me from three different sides, and I thought about how good it was to make a lot of money doing something that I truly loved. But a good shower was nothing compared to the perk of being able to watch Emmett McCarty prance around the locker room wearing nothing but what God was kind enough to bestow on him.

Just the thought of Emmett’s incredible body instantly had my cock swelling. This is the reason I can’t take a fucking shower in the locker room. I mean, I’m pretty sure that Emmett would actually beat the shit out of me if he knew the things I wanted to do to him…


I pull Emmett’s large frame into mine, running my hands up and over the taut muscles of his biceps, my lips lightly skimming his chin, then up to his ear. Darting my tongue out, I trace the shell of his ear with it, nearly coming in my jeans when he groans.

“I’ve wanted you for far too long, Emmett,” I whisper. I feel his body shudder against mine. I am pressed close enough to him to know that I’m not the only one who is into this. His impressive hardness is pushing against my own painful erection.

“What have you wanted to do to me, Jasper?” His voice is husky, and though I know he will deny it, I know that he wants me.

“Come with me and I’ll show you.” I take his hand in mine and lead him back to my bedroom. I take note that he isn’t putting up any resistance, but instead crowding his body against the back of mine as he follows.


I poured a nice size dollop of my favorite soap into my hand, and began to lather up. My nipples were sensitive and I couldn’t help the sound that escaped as my palm glided over them. I closed my eyes and fell back into my fantasy…


We make it into my bedroom, and I can’t wait anymore to see his body, to touch that perfect form that ripples with power every time he moves. When I see him lined up across from me, crouched and ready to attack, like a tiger stalking its prey, I always imagine this moment.

Slowly I lift his shirt up over his head and audibly gasp at the sight of his muscled chest. There is a dusting of dark hair along the center, trailing down over his navel and disappearing beneath the waistband of his jeans. I want to follow that trail so badly, my body actually aches for it.

Looking up at Emmett, I try to read his reaction as I let my hands glide over his chest, tweaking his nipples lightly between my thumb and forefinger as I pass over them. His eyes darken slightly, and his intake of air lets me know that he is right there with me in that moment. Feeling emboldened by what I see, I dip my head to taste him. Fuuuuuucckkkk.

I let my tongue lazily slide over each small nub enjoying the slight tremors of Emmett’s body as I do so. I need more. I want more. I have to have more.

As I reach for the button of his jeans, his large hand reaches out to stop me. I’m a little disappointed, but right now, I’ll take anything I can get from this perfect specimen of man.

“I want to see you first, Jasper,” Emmett says so quietly that I’m not sure he actually did say it.

“All of me?” I tease as I glance at the fairly large bulge in my own jeans.

“Fuck yes.”

Don’t have to ask me twice.

I quickly pull my shirt over my head and wiggle out of my pants. I’m standing in just my boxers, and my want for him is beyond evident with my dick pitching a tent like an Eagle Scout.

Emmett’s gaze roams over my entire body, before he nods at my boxers and says, “Those too, Jasper.”

I’m not much into the whole dom/sub thing, but fuck if my cock didn’t actually twitch when he ordered me out of my boxers.

I slide them down my thighs, and instantly feel Emmett’s eyes land on my erection. They open wide in what I think might be fear.

“Don’t worry, Em. We aren’t going to do anything that you can’t handle.” I smile at the double entendre. I’m pretty sure a man like Emmett can handle all of me…every fucking inch.

Emmett moves closer to me, his hand coming up to run over my chest. He stops to pay attention to my hardened nipples, just the way I had with him.


I moved my hand down my body, enjoying the idea that Emmett would actually touch me the way that I want him to. When I found my rock hard cock, I let my hand slide down it in a long, slow motion.

“Fuck me!” I exclaimed, the sound echoing in the small space. I didn’t care, this was the first time I had ever allowed myself this particular fantasy, and I was playing it to the fullest…and enjoying it.

As I found a rhythm in my hand work, I slipped back into my dream world…


I grab his hand, imitating his earlier actions. Only instead of moving it away, I guide him to my dick. At first his touch is tentative, but it takes all of two seconds for him to get over that and start pumping me. I lean in and kiss him lightly on his full, perfect lips. I move slowly at first as his hand is moving up and down my cock in the same slow torture as my lips are on his. Soon, I dare to let my tongue trace his lip and am surprised when he readily opens up to allow my tongue to taste his.

With the increased intimacy of our kiss, his rhythm increases on my cock. I am so close to the edge at this point that there is no way I’m going to hold out. To have all the strength of Emmett McCarty pressed against me as his impressive hand works my length is too much for me and I cum all over Emmett’s hand.

“Damn, Emmett. You sure you never done that before?” I whisper against his bare chest as I collapse against him and use his body to keep mine standing up.

“First time,” he replies. Then adds, “But fuck if that wasn’t the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. You coming Jasper is a thing of beauty, not to be missed.” His face breaks out in a huge smile, and I want to keep it there for him.


Not surprisingly, I blew my load right in sync with my fantasy, imagining that my hand was Emmett’s and that he wanted me as much as I wanted him. I knew that it was just a fantasy though.

Taking a deep, cleansing breath, I broke out the soap again. I must be the only fucking guy in the world who can get dirtier in the shower than at an NFL practice. Of course there was no soap strong enough to get my mind clean.

I laughed a little at that thought, focusing on just washing my body instead of imagining Emmett’s hands on me again. After I finished with that task, I dug trough like 10 bottles of shampoo until I found the one that I’d bought last week after I noticed it was what Emmett used. The smell hit me as soon as I opened it and poured it in my hand, immersing myself in the Emmett’s scent.

No harm in indulging a little longer…


I drop to my knees, fumbling with the button fly on Emmett’s jeans. This man has just given me the best hand job that I have ever had, and I am going to repay the favor in spades.

I get his pants down to his knees easily, as Emmett falls heavily against the wall. My heart, and my ego, swell a little bit knowing that I can do that to this perfect man. With his pants finally around his ankles, I turn back to the task at hand.

“Commando, Em? Well thank you very much,” I say as I wrap my hand around the base of his impressive member. My tongue darts out to run around the rim of his cock, and I hear him moan out something completely unintelligible.

I smile just before taking him fully into my mouth. The fact is that I want as much of him as I can have, and don’t want to waste any time fucking around.

With his full length in my mouth, I flatten my tongue against the underside of his cock and drag it up as I pull back. I slide my mouth all the way to the tip and swirl over the head. Emmett’s slaps his hand against the wall as his knees buckle slightly. I’m pretty fucking proud of myself.

Gently, I cup his sac and massage as I continue to suck and nip at his dick. Emmett’s breathing is getting faster and faster, and I know that he is close. I want so badly to take everything that he is willing to give me. In an attempt to encourage him to come, I tug slightly on his balls.

With a loud, “FUCK!” I feel Emmett’s release as it slides down my throat. I stay where I am, on my knees with Emmett’s cock in my mouth for a long minute as his body shudders with each little aftershock. I don’t want this moment to end. Slowly I release him from my mouth, taking one last long lick up the length of him before moving up his body and kissing him softly.

“Fuck, Jasper. That was one hell of a blow job.” Emmett smiles at me then he pushes me away from him to kick his pants off completely. “Now let’s see what you can do in that big bed you got over there.”


I came back to myself under the stream of water. I let it fall over me, hoping it would help my situation because I was hard as fuck again. I knew that the only way to fix this was to finish up where I’d left off in my last little Emmett Episode.

I closed my eyes and had just started to picture Emmett naked on my bed when a shrill voice broke into my dream world.

“Jasper! Are you home yet?” Alice yelled from just outside of the bathroom door. The door opened, and she stepped into the room. “There you are, honey.”

“Hi baby,” I replied.

“Well, look at you…” she glanced down at my hard cock, “and you are all ready for me aren’t you.” She began stripping out of her clothes to join me in the shower.

“Yep, all for you, baby…all for you.”


ALL FOU YOU!!!
Happy Birthday darling!!!
Q


From: kimpy0464





AN ODE TO MSKATHY
BY KIMPY0464 AKA NOODLE

Once upon a time, there was a cool, cool girl named MsKathy.
She was ubiquitous in the Twi Fandom, her name being
linked with the most cool kids in school. It seemed that there
was nothing she left untouched. Her beta skills were legendary,
of course, as was the writing of her own stories.

Once upon a time, there was a geeky kid, the n00b on the block, who became obsessed with the Twi Fandom. She is known as Kimpy0464. Being a n00b, she didn’t understand the dynamics behind the whole online world, but she sought to learn. She lurked around the Fandom, poaching favorite stories from authors she liked to read. She read voraciously, and left reviews with the same voracity, and one day, an author responded to a review she left. An author who clearly had way too many things on her plate to bother with a review reply, but she answered nonetheless. Kimpy0464 was fairly certain she had died and gone to heaven. She experienced an extreme fangirl moment. That moment lasted approximately four months. In fact, it is probably still in effect to this day.

The cool MsKathy started a correspondence of sorts with the n00b. She gave her a nickname, “Noodle.” To be honored with a review reply is one thing, but to be bestowed with a term of endearment? Kimpy0464’s little fangirl heart has been racing ever since. It’s like Noodle was the new, geek kid at school, sitting alone in the cafeteria every lunch period. MsKathy, however, always sat at the cool kids table. One miraculous day, MsKathy invited her to sit at the cool kids table. Noodle clearly didn’t belong at the table, she wasn’t worthy of sitting there, but MsKathy sat next to her anyhow, putting her arm around her, and making her feel welcome and wanted. Noodle discovered that, of all MsKathy’s myriad talents, her finest talent of all is the ability to nurture, support, and love. There is no one in the fandom who even approaches her expert level of nurturing.



MsKathy has woven herself into my life in such a way that my day feels wrong, or somehow incomplete, if I don’t get a “hello” from her. In a few short months, she has wielded such a significant presence in my world that there are so many things I can’t do without thinking of her. Here is a list of all the ways she has touched my life:

COFFEE, COFFEE, BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ:
I cannot make a French press, go to Starbucks, or consume a caffeinated beverage without first thinking of MsKathy

BODILY ADORNMENTS:
Corsets, nipple barbells, and lingerie have all taken on a new meaning in my mind. With just a few perfectly HOT we <3 it pics, she caused me to become obsessed with nipple piercings. Just one of the many facets of her ebil nature. THE PM ™ EFFECT:
Causes readers of Paper Moon to seriously consider batting for the other team. Curiously, this effect can cause previously heterosexual females to long to be lesbisons, or ghey males, depending upon which chapter she is reading. The effect is entirely insidious.

ONLINE DRUNKEN DEBAUCHERY:
MsKathy is always exceedingly gracious and non-judgmental when one happens to be drunk Tweeting, drunk Skyping, or drunk e-mailing. Even when you are trying your hardest to appear semi-lucid, she can cut to the chase: “How much have you had to drink tonight, Noodle?” It’s like she is fucking Columbo—she can work an answer out of you in 3 seconds flat; the woman has skillz. She can even help a n00b figure out how to use Skype with extremely helpful suggestions, such as “Noodle, did you turn up the volume on your laptop microphone?” (oops, my bad)

THE SHARED JOY OF ANAL RETENTIVITY:
If I had to choose just one MsKathy trait as my favorite (which is akin to Sophie’s Choice, I mean, how can you pick just one??), it would have to be the way she keeps obsessive track of all her tasks. When she wields her ebil red pen, it is fuckhot. When she publishes her Hello Kitty to-do list, complete with little Hello Kitty stamps to indicate an item has been crossed off the list, it is orgasm inducing. And, God help me, when she tackles multiple tasks simultaneously, while also keeping up with Twitter, e-mail, and Skype…that right there is one big, ongoing, multiple “O.” Just sayin.

MsKathy, you really don’t have a bad word to say about anyone…you are the eternal diplomat, always staying above the board. You laugh about Crunty McBitcherson, but you really could never be her, unless one of your girls was threatened. Then your loyalty blossoms, and heaven help the person who crosses one of your own. I wouldn’t want to be them!!

For the next year, I wish you ongoing success and happiness in the fandom, where you win accolades that you truly deserve. I wish for myself the ability to induce A) The infamous MsKathy Gigglesnort (it is purported to exist, but is rarely seen in public); and B) A blush. These are lofty goals, certainly, but I feel with enough practice, they can be brought to the surface.

It doesn’t matter that I’m nearly old enough to be your mother (okay, it would have been a pre-teen pregnancy, but still) I want to be you when I grow up. I want to be sweet and kind, I want to be smart and witty, and I want to be diplomatic and wise. And, perhaps most of all, I want to be the kind of person who can entice someone enough to send me naughty pics of their boobies when they’re drunk. Not that I have any personal experience with that….

MSKATHY: YOU ARE SO LOVED AND CHERISHED. HAVE THE HAPPIEST FUCKING BIRTHDAY ON THE PLANET, BB!! <3>

From: einfach_mich





“Bless me father, for I have sinned. It’s been two weeks since I’ve
been fucked in the ass.” Jane’s hushed whisper raises goose bumps on
the back of my neck, that have nothing to do with the fact that she’d
snuck up on me. I spin around, grabbing her narrow waist. She cackles
and the sound echos through the empty air of the church and I panic.

“Shh,” I try to quiet her by pulling her down to sit in the nearest pew. I sit down next to her and look around to make sure that we’re alone.

“Make me,” she hisses in my ear as her tongue darts out to lick a line down my neck. I smile as I take her hand and press it against the sizable erection, stretching the inseam of my slacks. I'm still wearing my suit. I didn't have a time to change. Not that it matters. I'm playing the part of the teacher and Jane loved the way I look in a suit.

Jane is nineteen, but she is dressed for the part of a school girl. Her white blouse is stretched over her perky bra-less tits, her pink nipples tenting the front and making my mouth water. The thin black tie is laying between them, drawing my eyes down to the smallest plaid skirt I have ever seen. She topped off the outfit with lacy trimmed white socks tucked into a pair of shiny black patent leather shoes. The plaid Hello Kitty purse, sitting on the bench in between us, is the over top touch that is just so Jane.

"Fuck!" I groan in the back of my throat as Jane runs her glitter polished nails over my zipper, sending little electric shocks of pleasure through my dick.

Jane bites my ear lobe as a hollow thunk echos through the church, drawing my attention to the entrance, behind us. I shove her away, just before an elderly couple shuffle into through the archway. The woman's dull eyes raise to meet mine and I try to smile earnestly as she smiles back at me. I nod at the man, her husband, I assume from the way he holds her arm as they pass by our pew, heading towards the alter. I turn in my seat, to glance at Jane, who is sucking on a lollipop. I have no idea where she got it from and it doesn't really matter anymore.

“We should go.” I sigh. She pulls the bright red heart-shaped candy out of her mouth as her face fills with anger.

“No.” Her huffs, as her bottom lip sticks out in a pout. I give her a stern look, but she just stares back at me. After a minute she smiles at me, and like an idiot, I believe her. The lollipop drops to the carpeted floor with a dull thud.

“Jane.” I whisper her name in a deep warning tone, but from the look on her face, I know it's only turning her on more. Fuck.

She scoots down in her seat, tilting her hips as her hands smooth down the front of her pleated skirt. Then slowly she draws her hands back, taking the skirt with them. The hem of her skirt pulls back to reveal the pale skin of her upper thighs, and I start to mentally compose the letter to Penthouse.

Dear Penthouse,
You’ll never believe what happened to me in church today…

I can hear the soft whispers and I glance up to see them rise from their knees in front of the altar. I watch them slowly turn and head into a shadowy corridor off to the left of the altar. I'm not Catholic, I have no idea what they could be doing there. At this point I just want to get out of here.

When, I first told Jane about my little fantasy she’d insisted that we should act it out. At the time it just fuel for our little game, but I didn’t really believe we would actually do it. I’d been jacking-off for her, she loved to watch men masturbate. While, it was weird at first after a while having her pose, talk dirty and touch herself had become very… inspiring. During one session she asked me to tell her one of my fantasies. I had just laughed. In all honesty, most of the time I didn’t bother with much more than visualizing certain body parts or remembering the sensation of fucking.

Jane, however, just would not let up, so I finally confessed that I have always had a Catholic school girls fantasy. I have no idea why, I mean other than it just turned me on. Ask any straight man and he'll agree. The image of a fresh faced girl in a plaid skirt and white button-up shirt acting like a slut is just... fucking hot.

I can’t help but stare as Jane continues to pull the pleated fabric back to reveal plain rather tame looking underwear. The sight of the high waisted, non-descript white cotton underwear, has me harder than I have ever been in my life. Jane's hooks her thumbs under the waist band and lifts up her ass, as slides them off slowly down her thighs. She stops when they reach the tops of her knees, pulling her hands away to leave them dangle there, teasing me. I lick my lips and finally give in to her insanity. I watch frozen in my seat as she takes my hand and slides my index finger into her mouth. As my finger disappears between her bubblegum pink lips, her tongue swirls over it like it’s the head of my dick.

Jane has sucked my dick many times, but this, the way her tongue is moving over my finger has me ready to come. At this point, I don't care if Grandma and Grandpa Moses waltz back in here, I am going to fuck Jane. Right now.

“Get the fuck over here.” I growl as I grab her leg and yank her underwear off. Jane is giggling like an idiot as I pull her onto my lap.

“Am I going to finally get fucked?” Jane growls as she rubs herself against my dick and I squeeze her arms tight.

“Where the fuck are the condoms?” I manage to ask, as she continues to squirm against my now painfully hard cock. Jane slides a finger under the handle of her purse and lifts it in front of my face.

“Nice.” I hiss as I tear open the stupid bag and dig for a condom. After a short search, I pull one free, just as Jane unzips my pants. “Fuck” I stutter as she frees my cock. She just moans, a smug look on her face as she rubs my naked head over her wet pussy.

I fight with the plastic wrapper and finally win, tear it open as Jane starts to stroke me, with a firm tight grip. I slap her hand away and start the painfully slow process of rolling the condom on.

“I can't wait for you to fuck my tight pussy.” Jane purrs and I give her, what I hope, is a scathing look as I finish putting the condom on. I love her dirty talk, but right now, I've got plans and I don't want her hot little dirty mouth to fuck it up by making me come too soon.

“You want this?” I ask as I tap my cock against her clit and stifle a chuckle as she squirms.

“Fucking asshole.” She moans as she leans back against the pew in front of me. Her thighs are spread, showing me everything as she lays her arms along the top of the pew, her head tilted back.

I lean up to rub my dick along the edge of her pussy, enjoying how she gasps and swears as I tease her.

“You want this?” I ask in a breathy voice, distracted by how good it feels to dip my head into her, just a little.

“Fuck yes, you son of a bitch!” Jane groans as she tries to slide herself onto me. She always has a way with words. I grab her hip with one hand, trying to stop her, but she will not be delayed.

Jane growls as she grabs the pew behind me and slams herself down onto me. I choke, losing my will to stop her. The minute I slide into her, I'm lost. She's fucking exquisite. This is my favorite part, when Jane loses the battle and gives in to how fucking good it feels to fuck me. So good, that she stops being Jane, for long enough to just be with me.

“You feel so good.” I groan as she slides the rest of way onto me. Jane's forehead is resting on my shoulder as I slide my arms around her tiny waist. She hums against my shoulder as I grip her hips and lift her up. “Move on me, baby.” I hiss as she takes my lead. Jane's tight, sweet body moving over me.

No words, no sarcasm, just Jane on my dick, gasping and wide eyed as I fuck her, slowly. Ah, but that's not all that I had planned for tonight. As she continues to move over me, her head tilted back.

I dig into the pocket of my jacket for the bottle that I brought with me. I've kept a little stash of certain items in my glove box, since I started seeing Jane. Since, I never know when she's going surpse me with sex. I squeez an excessive amount of lube over two of my fingers. They're slippery as I set the bottle down, next to me, on the flat wooden pew. I slide them down the crease of her ass, enjoying how she gasps and then groans as she pushes against my fingers. Jane was the first girl that ever did a lot of anal with. Most women will do anal, grudgingly, but Jane was the first girl that not only asked for it, but insisted on it.

She said that vibrators and anal were the only ways that she could get off. Being a generous and open minded lover, I agreed to give her what she needed.

“Yes.” Jane moaned as my fingers slid over her, one finger slowly working it's way inside as she continued to move over me.

“That's right, I am going to fuck your sweet ass, before we're done.” I spoke with as much authority that I could muster as I nipped at her ear.

“Oh yeah! Fuck, Edward. Please!” Jane is practically vibrating with anticipation as I continue to explore her, making sure she was ready for what I want to do. I slide the second finger in and she clinched around my dick so hard, I bit my tongue. “You're going to make me come.” She moaned and I had to take a deep breath to fight off the heady effects of her confession.

“Not before I'm buried in your sweet ass.” I hissed as I raised her up off my cock. I was never very good at talking dirty, until I met Jane. She'd taught me a lot, in her way. I put myself at the entrance to her “back-door” and waiting. “Tell me when you're ready.” I said as I continued to focus on my breathing.

“Edward.” Jane moaned in a higher pitch than I had ever heard her voice reach. She took a deep breath in and then let it out slowly, as she slide down over me.

“Fuck...me.” I groan as she came to a stop on my lap, her naked ass pressing against my thighs. There was nothing like it, so hot and fucking tight.

“You feel fucking huge.” Jane shivers as she began to lift her self off my cock and I did all I could not to pin her against the back rest in front of me and fuck her unconscious.

“Keep moving,” is all I can muster. It sounds like begging, but Jane is too absorbed to notice. She's found a rhythm as she starts to bounce and I just hold on, enjoying the ride.

“You love this, don't you?” Jane whines as she rides me. She loves the dirty talk and I should be surprised that she's using it now. “Fucking my sweet virgin ass?” She asks, her pink lips twisted in a sneer as she jams herself down so hard, her ass slams down on my balls, making me groan. Despite the mixture of pleasure and pain, I smirk.We both know that there's nothing virgin about her ass, but I play along.

“Yes. You are a dirty fucking slut.” I growl, hoping it's the right script for her fantasy.

“Yes, I am. I've been wanting you to fuck my hungry fucking hole since I saw you in class.” Jane starts to whine in a high pitch girly voice that I know is part of the act. The act that I could give two shits about, because I am balls deep in her sweet fucking ass. I don't care about what she's wearing or that she's pretending to be innocent. I want to come. It's all I can think about as I shift my hips up and start to slam my cock up into her. “OH MY GOD! Don't stop.” Jane gasps and I grin.

“Hang on.” I hiss it as I take a firm grip on her hips and move her over me. We move without grace, like fucking machines, greedy for our climax.

“Oh god, I'm so fucking close. Fuck my ass harder, please.” She's keening in a high tone that annoys me, but I ignore it as my cock starts to twitch.

“Fuck!” I grunt and double my efforts to fuck her hard as she starts to screech with pleasure. I'm slamming into her and she's not only fine, she's shoving herself down onto me. She starts to swear and buck, as her climax hits her. There is nothing sexier than the sight of woman having an orgasm. Her flushed skin, trembling mouth are so soft, femine and so fucking vulnerable.

All I want to do is fuck her hard. I lose control slamming into her with new vigor and she yelps my name as her ass continues to grip me. I don't last that long, my climax kicking me in the face, making me grunt like I'm having a seizure as I bounce Jane on my dick. I keep moving her as each thrust drains me of my energy and purpose. Until I'm sitting there, still sheathed inside her, panting for air.

“Mm... I think that was the best, so far.” She purrs as she lifts off me, causing me to whimper a little. Jane takes the time to pull the condom off, wrapping it in a tissue from her purse and kisses me on the temple before she gets up.

“I'll see you later, sir.” She says, using her school girl voice again as she walks away. She carefully stuffs the tissue wrapped condom into the donation box, before she disappears into the shadows of the entrance. I groan to myself as I turn back around, and slouch in the pew. Jane is just so fucking wrong, sometimes. I don't know why I still see her, well acutally I do. I'm a shallow horny asshole. I shake my head in resignation as I tuck my dick into my pants, zip-up my fly and try to comb my hair into place with my fingers.

“Your little friend left?” A shaky voice startles me. I look up to see the old woman looking down at me.

“Uh, yes, she did.” I stammer and feel heat rush to my face. She gives my a sympathetic smile.

“The young ones are hard to hold onto. You should find a nice girl your own age.” Her smile widens as she turns and walks towards the entrance, where her husband's waiting for her.

Confussed and a little embarrassed, I watch as they walk away, arm in arm.

From: antiaol









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